
Sunday was my bf's 21st birthday so him and his twin birthday cousin, Arnie, wanted to go to this place called Bar None on Union Street. I ordered a Cosmo, girly iknow, watched Arnie play beer pong with Dustin and his two friends then watched Babe play beer pong with Cuz Paulo and his cousins. Arnie remains the beer pong champ of the night while Babe and Paulo lost by only two. Finished my Cosmo while I played darts with Babe, Jay, and Nikko. Okay, let me tell you, Cosmos are like pure alchohol, and being the the lightweight that I am, I felt kinda buzzed from that drink. Babe bought me another drink, a Vodka Madres--Vodka, Cranberry and Orange Juice. Throughout the night, I met some of his cousins as our party at Bar None started to flow. Babe had soo much to drink, but hey it's his birthday so fck it. 2Jager Bombs, Beer Pong, hella Henny shots, 1 Patron Shot=Babe's night. Babe wanted to go buy a swisher, but we couldn't find a fckn liquor store & I had to pee hella badly at the same time. We walk back to Bar None, and find all the pinsans (cousins) outside with Arnie. Now, Arnie was hella drunk. Piss ass drunk. He wanted to buy 21 shots of Henny for everyone who wanted one. Flashing the bread to the bartender, he didn't even get his shots. bs riight?! Well, the night was cut short because one of the birthday boys left coz he was kicked out of the bar. Cuz Mark took Arnie in his car to take him home, but the cops pulled Mark over and gave him a Sobriety Test, which he passed. Arnie was dropped off at home, but Mark decided to just leave him there at the door and then Cuz Ryan came and took care of him until Cuz Dustin and Cuz Paulo came and found his keys. Babe on the other hand wanted to go some more so he would be on his twin's level. Babe was on his twin's level but he didn't realize it. I bought him his last shot and we went to Jay's car. It was me, Babe, Jay (driving), Nikko, and Camille. As we were driving, it looked like Babe was goina yak coz he was reaching for the door. I told Jay to pull over and he did. Babe started walking toward the bar. I ran after him and he said "If you love me, you'll go with me and let me have one more shot." It's his birthday, so I let him do what he wanted. I called Jay and told him that he wants one more shot and then we'll go to Arnie's apartment. They drive back, and Nikko buys Babe his very last shot of the night. He didn't think that he was faded enough to yak, but he was. Baby couldn't even stand up straight. We passed some of his cousins at Extreme Pizza and Babe wanted to stay with them and take a cab to Arnie's but I told him no. The whole time walking to Jay's car, he was yelling at me for not letting him do what he wanted to do, which was stay with his cousins and get even more drunk. His cousin, Char, helped me walk him to Jay's car and we got him in the car and drove to Arnie's. Babe wouldn't get out of the car for like 2 hours and then finally he yakked, just what he wanted. [I'm sorry if this is vulgar but this is the story.] I cleaned him up, washed his up as much as I can, and cleaned Jay's car as much as I could. I changed his shirt coz he got all the *ish all over his nice ass button-up. I was really upset that he did on that shirt tho. Now let me tell you, he would NOT budge when anyone asked him to get out of the car. He cussed up a storm and told everyone to STFU and FU and youre so f*ing annoying whenever anyone asked him to get out of the car. After he was cleaned up, he asked where his car was and me and Sean, his brother, pointed to the car just a couple feet away and he walked to the car. I drove to his house to drop of Sean and then we headed to San Jose so I could sleep. Now, I was drinking that night, but I wasn't buzzed anymore so I was fine to drive, but I was hella sleepy so I drove as fast as I could to get home. We got to my place around 330, it took me a good 20 minutes to get him out of the car. I walked him to the door and made sure he was comfortable and I put him in bed so he could sleep fine. I texted Arnie to let someone know that Jed was fine because the two birthday boys had the time of theire 21st birthday and they probably didn't remember half of their night.
Monday, Jed and I went to the city so he could clean up Jay's car and chill with anyone possible. We heard hella stories all night about their 21st birthday. Arnie was so faded that he passed out on his doorstep and Cuz Ryan stayed with him til Cuz Dustin and Cuz Paulo came and found Arnie's keys around his neck and put him in his bed. Arnie had yak all over himself and his pillow and doesn't remember any of that night. Babe lived up to his cousin's level and he had a great night 'coz he was with his family & girlfriend celebrating his birthday with his twin, Arnie.
Bottome line is I wished upon a shooting star that my husby would have a great birthday weekend and we wouldn't fight as much as we usually do, and wishing on a shooting star actually works. Happy 21st Birthday to Jed and Arnie =]
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