J-j-j-jenny & the Bets!

Why is it that every time I watch Gossip Girl I feel like I'm gonna piss? Everything's super intense. But if any of you ever miss it, we are here to save you! Recap, anyone?

So Jenny decided to give herself a supaa azin (^_^) haircut. Which I guess is supposed to come off as "rocker." Black eyeliner is her new thang-thang this episode. At "work" aka her weak ass internship, a client from Bloomies comes into the office to look at Eleanor Waldorf's new line & ends up falling in love with Jenny's dress. Oooh shocker. So Jenny promises to spend the night recreating the dress for Barney's & Bendel's. What does she do instead? She gets caught up with devilmodel Agnus. Like, really? Agnus? Ok, I'll stop. So the party hard & the whole time this creeper photog Max is taking pictures. Like literally the whole time. You'd think he's a Japanese tourist but he kinda resembles Travyy from Gym Class Heroes. The next day at work, Eleanor disses Jenny's dress so Jenny gets all bad ass & takes the dress (the green dress rocked down the catwalk). Then goes to party again with weirdo duo Agnus&Max. During this whole time, new big bro figure, Nate, is worried for Jenny & goes to Max's apartment only to find Jenny&Agnus dancing in their bras. Nate wisks her off being all knight in shining armor & all. Then guess what, they kiss. Like passionate, head grabbing, middle of the sidewalk in NYC kiss.

So that's just Jenny's story. What's up with Serena&Dan? They try out this new friends thing & Serena tries to get Dan to help Blair with Chuck. Yeah. So it's obvs that Dan's falling for Serena again but she's all "Oh, is it cool if I go on a date with Aaron Rose?" -- the artist at Dan's dad's art gallery. In the book series, Aaron is Blair's step-brother & he's a herbal-cigarette, dreadlocked hippie. But in the show he's this artsy-fartsy guy who went to camp with Serena. However when Serena tries to find Aaron he already moved on to motorcycle girl (for lack of a better name.) Yeah, Serena. You should've just gazed deeply into Dan's eyes & realized that he wants you. Pscha. And Blair&Chuck? They are so effing stubborn that they won't give up the game. Now their scenes are so intense that I fail to describe in words. You want to cry with Blair & you want to walk away with Chuck. That intense.

I'll get better at these recaps, promise. Besides, it's the third blog! Gimme a break. I'm a newbie. :)

-- Ingrid